1. 24 November 2009 · 12:57 AM

    Catchphrases by acewepeel, part three

    acewepeel:

    You just embarrassed me in front of all my friends: I’ll say this when something mildly embarrassing happens and we’re in a public place.

    I’m so embarrassed…for you: I say this whenever something embarrassing happens to me, but then I try to play it off like it’s embarrassing for the other person. Huzzah.

    Anyhootie and the Blowfish: admittedly taken from Jake and Amir, but I say it enough for it to make this list.

    Twatevs: self-explanatory. The appropriate response to this is, “I cunt believe you would say that.”

    Each and every one of these are now being added to my every day vocabulary.

    sista's got vocab

  2. 23 November 2009 · 11:41 PM

    how to write a paper in college.

    duhallie:

    1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.

    2. Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email.

    3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.

    4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.

    5. Check your email.

    6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee. Just to get settled down and ready to work.

    7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.

    8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.

    9. Check your email.

    10. You know, you haven’t written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You’d better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.

    11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.

    12. Grab some mp3z off of kazaa.

    13. Check your email.

    14. MSN chat with one of your friends about the future. (ie summer plans).

    15. Check your email.

    16. Listen to your new mp3z and download some more.

    17. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she’s started writing yet. Exchange derogatory emarks about your prof, the course, the college, the world at large.

    18. Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You’ve probably run out.

    19. While you’ve got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it.

    20. Check your email.

    21. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren’t missing something truly worthwhile on TV.

    22. Play some solitare (or age of legends!).

    23. Check out bored.com.

    24. Wash your hands.

    25. Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven’t started either.

    26. Look through your housemate’s book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.

    27. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.

    28. Check to see if bored.com has been updated yet.

    29. Check your email and listen to your new mp3z.

    30. You should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule.

    31. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.

    32. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.

    33. Lie face down on the floor and moan.

    34. Punch the wall and break something.

    35. Check your email.

    36. Mumble profanities.

    37. 5am - start hacking on the paper without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.

    38. Complain to everyone that you didn’t get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.

    LMAO.

    Allie, I love you. But along with constantly checking your email, also add checking good ol’ Tumblr and Facebook.

    P.S. I’m in the middle of writing a paper at the moment. Should we talk about how far I am? No. Should we talk about how long I’ve been working on getting as far as I am? Also no.

    it's gonna be an all-nighter be jealous

  3. 23 November 2009 · 09:47 PM

    Ooooooh Weee!

    What up wit dat? WHAT UP WIT DAT?!

    get out of my head i'm trying to write a paper

  4. 23 November 2009 · 07:42 PM

    How 'bout that paper, Sarah?

    Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  5. 23 November 2009 · 07:07 PM
    [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    balboa:

    swapmeet:

    triphop:

    NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL

    TWO HEADED BOY

    Always been one of my favorites.

  6. 23 November 2009 · 05:47 PM
    “…the part that gets whacked off. Err, maybe I should use a different term. The part that gets BROKEN off… Perverts.”
    Professor Marc Kissel on Stone Tools
  7. 23 November 2009 · 12:32 AM

    Lady Gaga's spiel is that she's not

    christinefriar:

    trying to be attractive, so why are people still getting surprised when she does things that are ‘weird’?

    She’s trying to make you forget that she’s every Jewish girl that went to your high school.

    Look! Look at this hat!

    It is covering my face!

    It has lights!

    Roma roma-mama!

  8. 22 November 2009 · 06:08 PM
    I want this tattooed on my upper back in white ink. Right at the base of my neck, and not too big. Really really bad.

    I want this tattooed on my upper back in white ink. Right at the base of my neck, and not too big. Really really bad.

  9. 21 November 2009 · 05:59 PM
    “No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky.”
    Bob Dylan
  10. 21 November 2009 · 05:19 PM
    My roommate hates me, you guys.

    My roommate hates me, you guys.

    lolz